Getting the HITs

Three people died at the time Steve passed away and they all reached the pearly gates where St Peter was at the desk issuing boarding passes to enter.
The first one reached the desk and St Peter asked him “What have you done to deserve to enter Haven?”
“I am a Priest” said the first man with a proud grin on his face.
St. Peter said “ Go sit on that bench till I consider your eligibility”

It was the second man’s turn and St Peter asked him the same question
“I was the Bishop of the Church of our Lord” said the Bishop proudly “…and I always knew my eternal home is Heaven”
St. Peter said “ Go sit on that bench, next to the Priest while I consider your eligibility”

The Third man reached desk and very feebly was standing there waiting for the question to be popped
St Peter asked him “What have you done to deserve to enter Haven?”
“Well I was abandon by my mother and was put for adoption, I dropped out of College, got kicked out by my own company once, lost my pancreas and liver to cancer and now I am here looking for a place to stay”
St Peter worked on his iPAD and got a boarding pass printed on a WiFi connected printer and the third man entered Haven

Unable to contain himself, Bishop Stood up and walked to St Peter and Said “ I am the Bishop of the Church of our Lord, I have served him for 48 years of my life. I ordained the priest who is sitting on that bench and I have always lived a true Christian life. Why on Haven’s name did you allow that man, who had a child out of wedlock, denied accepting his own daughter Lisa, was arrogant to most of his workers and was never in Church for most of his life, to enter Haven when I am sitting on this bench for so long?”

St Peter said “Cool it Bishop, when you conduct service, most people go to sleep, only a handful of people pray. But when that man announces the launch of a new product, millions of people pray and send us e-mails, faxes and calls to reserve the products for them. We get the most number of hits from that man’s work…. Not yours”

Business Productivity

Enhancing business productivity is often frowned upon by many as they don’t believe that conventional techniques and management school learning will bring apron positive results that can be quantified. But yet there are simple changes and learning that can be implemented to bring small but noticeable improvements to businesses. A number of small changes and improvements can lead to a significant change in business efficiency in an organization. How many of you attempt to improve your day to day work by uncovering better and faster ways of performing your work. Sometimes we tend to think that productivity is not so important in a not for profit organisations. But the reality is that these institutions operate with so few resources that productivity improvement is always something they seek. http://www.sundayobserver.lk/2011/06/26/fin22.asp

Longest Stamp of Sri Lanka

A couple of friends whom I shared the following commented that I put this on my blog. So here we go with some fun on the launch of a new stamp, setting a record as the longest stamp of Sri Lanka

For those of you who may enjoy Licking
Will most definitely find the news to the Liking
As our postal department unwilled what they have been Cooking
The longest stamp in Sri Lanka has been in the Making…

Ministers Welgama and Kumaratunga Attending
Nalaka Godahewa with his nonsense Uttering
Keeping the public eagerly Waiting
Launched the stamp this Morning….

now my friends I know what you are Thinking
“sometime soon, a letter with this stamp, will I be Receiving?”
the news is going to be Disappointing
45 Rupees is the stamp Pricing….

Faster than the speed of light

I like to share some of the interesting findings I’ve made by reading about the power of the most valuable asset we have – the brain. The motivation for finding this information was partially for a Topic in the Toastmasters Speech Craft program. The other partial was perhaps due to pain in the rear-end.

Brain is one of the few organs where we do not think of deliberately exercising and keeping fit. Most people engage in physical exercise to keep the heart in good check, burn fat, develop biceps etc., but very little on developing the power of your brain.

The human brain consists of 100 billion cells. Each cell stems out 4 neuron connections, making 400 billion connections, more than 40 times bigger than the global telecommunication system where signals travel faster than the speed of light! Each neuron shoots a tiny electrical current. The combined electrical output of a healthy human brain produces 60 watts of power. Yes. An EEG machine can measure this output and determine if your 3 pounds of Gray and White matter is ticking well.

 

We are killing our brain – on a daily basis!!!

Do you know that our lifestyle contributes to the deterioration of the brain? Everyday day we kill 10,000 to 100,000 neuron connections, making it difficult for us to recall information we have stored previously or limiting / weakening  some of our physical, emotional or mental capabilities. Stress ( yes, work stress ) is one of the biggest assassins of the brain. Depending on the level of stress, you may lose anything between 10,000 to a million neurons on extreme stress conditions. Have you notice that when you are hit by severe stress your head goes numb. It has happened to me a couple of times. Scientist say that this is a side effect of the trauma caused by stress and the disconnect among neurons due to a surge of chemicals that inhibits the usual signal exchange between neurons. Other factors that causes the loss of your brain power can range from lack of sleep ( Yes, next to stress), stimulants including caffeine, engage in monotonous, mundane  work that requires little brain power ( now we have seen a lot of that around our workplaces ), drugs, medication such as sedatives and of cause medical conditions.

What do we do?

Don’t panic. The Brain is a fantastic organ like no other. It can self-repair and re-vitalize on its own. But the recovery is slower than the speed of loss. Sleep is the best remedy for your brain to re-vitalize and rejuvenate.     How many hours do you sleep? I see my colleagues including myself, butting up late hours either working or perhaps browsing the net and getting up again early to have a head start on work. Do you know that your few hours of sleep is worthless for the brain? You need at least good six to seven hours of sleep including 2 hours deep sleep (minimum) for the repair. Consider the process as a hard disk defragmentation and cleanup. After the process, the computer seems to work faster as the I/O times have improved. The same thing happens in your brain and makes you remember things much better. Recall information much faster.

Other actions to help re-construct your damaged connections include deep breathing, yoga (now some of my friends may go  “Ga Ga” ) and physical exercises. This increases blood flow to the brain, make the brain enlarge temporarily, improve oxygen supply and relaxes the brain. Other more interesting activities ( you must try them) include learning a new language ( unlocks hidden capabilities of your brain), learning to play a new musical instrument ( causes many segments of the brain to develop and bring out new capability or enhance what you already have), laugh – now we have lost one important character that was helping us at office to practice this ever so often. Dance ( helps you develop the brain just as learning a new musical instrument), train your other hand to do usual things that you do with your most frequently used hand. For example open doors with your left hand if you are a right hander. Comb your hair, brush your teeth or even practice writing using your left hand. (Lefthanders wise versa please).

Are we created equal?

Remember we are not created equal. If each segment is taken and analyzed, our brains are of different proportions. Even identical twins do not have equal brains. Some are born with brain defects that makes them differently able (some call them disabled – but I am using the politically correct term here). Some deformities have made people perform better than an average human. Albert Einstein had a deformed brain where his analytical thinking area was much bigger than an average human brain. Plus there were some segments under developed in his brain. ( you can look up this stuff on the web). That explains why he became such a genius and why he thought quite differently than us. Besides he could write using both hands equally well. Others include the famous “Rain Man” and the wonder boy from England called Daniel ( still living and can look up on You Tube – amazing mental calculations and a must see)  

So what?

So you may ask the question, “What is in this blog that makes it worth for me to read?”  Well firstly it was your choice and second, you are about to understand how you can get your brain to work better. The upside is that you can practice the suggestions below and improve your business value. Your worth in the organization as your boss may see some new potential, capability or talents you have started to show. Remember you already had them; you only managed to get others to notice them by simply sharpening the capability. You may find an innovative idea, new ways of tackling old problems, completing your work in shorter time span, arriving at decisions faster ( after careful  thought process), inventing new problems or solutions ( yes you read it right). Discovering a solution for a problem you have been grappling for a long time. The list is endless.

 

So what do you do? Try any of these for starters

  • Get a good sleep. Have a deep slumber at least three to four times a week ( tough ugh?)
  • Dance, physical exercise, Yoga, Laud Laughter ( preferably in office)
  • Learn a new language ( not programming), musical instrument ( let’s strum that Guitar at office)
  • Train your less used hand to do most of the routine work ( did I say that right?)
  • Read, speed read and reverse read
  • Develop imaginary friends where you can bounce off ideas ( now this sound wearied, but I remember an ex-colleague having a whole team of imaginary subordinates – LOL )
  • Translate what you hear to a language of choice on the fly

 

These activities can get your brain up to 60 watts of power and get the signals to travel faster than the speed of light.

There are few side effects of improved brain activity – yes if you are generating 60 watts then you will;

  • Look younger
  • Slow the aging process
  • Appear more attractive to the opposite gender

Now isn’t that great news?

There’s a lot that I can share about what I have learned.  Such as brain anatomy, the functions of different segments and the theory of left brain and right brain orientation, Jungian personality, modern theory of Knowledge Management ( from the studies of Nonaka and Takeuchi), Discoveries of extraordinary people such as Albert Einstein etc. with how these can relate to your day to day work improvements and understanding others. Perhaps, if the demand exist, I may add some into the next blog. Let me know.

Getting back to shape

New Year resolutions are often a long wish list most of us put up and believe we can get them all ticked off within the first half of the year. Very often we don’t get pass the third item in this list and most certainly by February end, we even wonder as to what we put up in the resolution list. Hence I decided to keep mine short, just one item – getting back to shape.

Getting back to shape has many cognitions to me, ranging from physical wellbeing to psychological health, sharpening the knowledge saw to filing down finger nails. Learning new skills and buffing up the rusted.

Most important aspect in getting back to shape involves physio-psycho make-up, otherwise known as the Mind & Body health. You will appreciate this thought very much if you have undergone either physical or psychological trauma lately. Getting the right balance is important and most of us are unbalanced.  Easier part is the physical aspect. However this is easier said than done. I will continue to post what I embark to do and share what works and what doesn’t.

Welcome

Hi my name is Anton and the purpose of starting this blog is to understand primarily how blogs can help me improve my thinking and also get others to vet my ideas, provide feedback and share knowledge. I would like to run discussions covering a wide range of subjects that I am generally interested in and hopefully get some like minded people to participate in the discussions at my Café.

So the subject areas for now may range from Guitar Music, Culinary delights, Technology – gadgets and new software solutions, Knowledge Management – new theories and concepts and of course politics for those who are interested. Notice that I did not include any sports. Well for sports fanatics, my area of interest for now will be motor sports and Formula One in particular. Now that Michael Schumacher has returned to the fore, there will be more excitement.

And last but not least, why a café?. Well Café is a place where you come for a quick refresher and also perhaps pick up some local gossip. Also a place where you meet people. People that frequent the type of café you like. So have fun. Treat this as your café. Drop by when you can and you are welcome to leave your mark. Thanks